NEW DELHI: After agreeing to all the demands of the striking and not-so-striking Telecom employees, Communications minister Mr. Ram Vilas Paswan today insisted on adding a new demand to their existing list. “I want them to realize who’s the real boss around here”, he said as he bit off an entire finger-nail. The minister has offered to amend a section of the IPC so that Telecom employees can enjoy “Full and unconditional crank-call immunity (with scrambled caller-ID option)”. The tough-talking union president points out that this facility is already available to most employees and that “Mr. Paswan is just trying to divert attention from the real issue, which is the blank cheque that the govt is too cowardly to sign.”

Errata: www.bcci.com
The BCCI’s official website is www.bcci.com, and not www.bcci.con as previously reported. The error is regretted.

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