Noiseofindia recently spotted some VVIPs goofing off on its Facebook page. Guess what? VVIPs are just like you and me – full of ready wit and interesting FarmVille updates. Initially we wanted to publish this because it seemed like an awesome scoop. Then we decided to publish it in the national interest, which is always a much safer bet.
It all started with the alarming news that Jaswant Singh might be getting back to active politics:
Follow the Health Minister on Titter and get Swine Flu… updates!
media spreading panic again. they should influenza public opinion in postive way. LOL @rajthakks sorry brother, its not possible to ban swine flu in maharashtra. 3:30 PM Aug 14th from web @chiddams joke for u – militant consumer group planning attacks on medical shops. group is called LTT – liberation tigers of tamiflu. ROTFL!!! 2:54 PM Aug 14th from web @rajthakks arre baba, pls stop threatening to kick bollywood in the multiplexus. 2:13 PM Aug 14th from web total chaos at US consulate. ppl demanding H1N1 test at H1B counter. I feel sad. when will we Indians learn to stand in the right queue? 1:45 PM Aug 14th from web teasing Pranabda. I told him I want Finance and he can take Health. He asked how we can exchange? I said because health is wealth! LOL!!! 1:36 PM Aug 14th from web @rajthakks joke for u – H1N1 spreading faster and shutting down more places in mumbai than MNS. ur career is over. LOL 1:30 PM Aug 14th from web |
Inspired by the IPL, the major news channels have decided to auction off their high-value assets to ride out the recession. Reputed auditing firm Ricewaterspouse has already assessed the anchors and submitted a detailed report to Lalit Modi. Don’t ask us how we laid our grubby hands on page 1 of this confidential report.
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