MK, moments before the event

CHENNAI: In a move that has stumped political pundits, the Tamil Nadu Chief Minister today took off his goggles and exhaled into them in full pubic view. This went on for 15 seconds causing some lady members to pass out. Thereafter he proceeded to wipe them with his yellow scarf before coolly putting them back on. A senior editor commented, “This is a move of machiavellian shrewdness and byzantine intrigue. MK is a veritable Iago.” AIADMK supremo Dr JJ has termed the episode a “cheap, pussilanimous gimmick calculated to sow confusion in the minds of the people and subvert the democratic process”. She also demanded the immediate withdrawal of all the cases against her.