OK, so who writes this stuff?

Actually, just one guy with a multiple-personality disorder. We think of ourselves as a team.

How often do you update this site?

Going by our past record, anywhere between once a week and once every seven years.

How can I keep track of updates to this site? (not that I want to)

See “Update Alerts” on the right sidebar.

How do I contact you?

You may email your grievances to: